I thought she had blonde hair
No, Gonorrhea actually
I just got a ticket for shitting on a sand dune.
I wish we could go back in time and find our best farts ever
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
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you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
Turns out Woolite can get the cum stains out of her moms couch.
I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
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Drinking Fireball means never having to say you're sorry. Unless its at you're arraignment.
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
She was blacked out on the couch MASTURBATING and whispering to her boyfriend...who wasn't there. I yelled her name and she didn't even pause.
Sooo does anyone wanna tell me why I threw up a cigarette this morning?
OMG YOU DID TO?!
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