How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
You closed the sidewalk off to pedestrians last night. With a glitter covered safety cone
history professor just told us he has magic fingers. i'm going for it.
bailing my boss out of jail is a great way to spend memorial day
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If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
Just ate a chocolate chip cookie upside down. This is what having a degree does for you.
She called to say her plane was running late and i had 30minutes to get to the airport for bathroom sex
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
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Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
Would it be sad if I made a blanket fort to get drunk in till the power came back?
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
I guess you could say the date didn’t go so well since I was drunkenly Snapchatting with my ex by the end of it.
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