Midget sex pt 2 tonight
I specifically asked you not to be slutty tonight.
Ambien. No doubt about it.
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
I took the weekend off because he and I were supposed to go to Vegas for our anniversary and get a hooker remember?
Ah, yes. Who says romance is dead?
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
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