party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
They said "my eyes made me look intoxicated" ......we harassed them all night and we called the cops and told them that the bouncer that kicked us out was selling meth in the club ...and then we went to wendys
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
Either I'm spending too much time drinking or my perfume is starting to smell like a pineapple vodka.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
Oh my god i hate key west. No one takes amex and strippers took all my money
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
You need to somehow incorporate the phrase "these hoes ain't loyal" into your best man speech.
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
Just saw the cop you hooked up with over break. He’s def hotter in uniform.
Tell him to stop shaving his pubes. #Notmyjam
I'm declaring this weekend Captain Morgan weekend
You declare every weekend Captain Morgan weekend...
You just don't understand... :'(
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