he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
I don't know the quality of the hand jobs you've received in the past but it CLEARLY was not one from me
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
Tonight will be judged a success if I walk out without having thrown up on my shirt.
I swear she hasnt shaved since the last time we hooked up 5 months ago
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
I'm gonna look back at these days one day and be like "damn I shoulda been turnt but I was in bed instead watching netflix"
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
I love you.
Bad choice
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
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