so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
So for future reference.... it's a little unnerving when I can't get hold of you, and the last communication we had was, "Oh fuck... It's tequila"
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
That wasn't even sex. That was a fuckoning
...did you just create a word for what we did?
We found him. He just came running out of the closet with a bruise on his face saying he has been fighting elves in Narnia for a year.
NOT PREGNANT according to the two dollar tree pregnancy tests I took in the tacobell bathroom. Come meet me at tacobell for celebratory soft tacos.
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
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