The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
Just saw the first guy i ever slept with in drag. I can hear my grandfather saying "i knew she was a lesbian" somewhere
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
Sat down on an escalator. That hungover.
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
We walked in and someone handed her an unopened bottle of jack with her name on it. She's like a drunken celebrity.
you made out with another girl for some wings
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
He smells like sex and magic. I’m already naming our children
Maybe you should talk to him first
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