I shampoo & condition my pubes, sometimes i wish my face was closer so i could rub against it cause it feels like plush
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
Whenever I miss you I just turn on Tool Academy
I just got a ticket for the snow penis we made in our front yard.
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I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
I AM OVULATING LIKE A STEAM ENGINE.
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
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I totally just potholed and almost crashed while trying to lick salsa off my boob.
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
Fuck you come back. The old guy next to me is complementing me on my great choice of ring fingers,
Why Weren't you wearing pants?
because pants are for people with no imagination
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
I think the hamburger goblin stole my cigarettes. I left my purse behind her table and they're not in it now.
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