redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
Just made a Mimosa with Chardonnay and Emergen-C.
At the pride parade. It's not even noon and I'm drunk as shit... for equality of course
Hey fuck you and your taint. I'm just riding a canoe called life, back the fuck off. P.s. I need a ride
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gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
Know what was probably a bad idea? Using white wine as a mixer for vodka.
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
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So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
My dad just asked if I could bring snacks to jail this weekend. Like what does he think this is, some type of adult play date?
I stared at him for a solid five minutes because he looked like what I imagine god would look like if god was a lumberjack
I have never lost more friends than while playing Uno drunk.
I finished my first whiskey and I'm waiting to have a second one in celebration when your pregnancy test comes back negative
Aww well I’m kinda unsober so probably best
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