You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
I slept in bed with them the night they met. I once peed on the bride. And now I get to give a speech at their wedding. Piece of cake.
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
She left you responsible for her guinea pig for what, 3 hours? And it somehow died under your care? I will no longer trust you with so much as a beer.
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
I'm keeping him.
Sex was good?
I had to tap out three times. There aren't words for how much better than "good" that is.
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
I'm always down for nudity.
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