so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
Seriously. If I'd known all it took was a 29 year old UPS guy to make me feel THIS SEXY, I'd have been fucking them for 30 years.
My Sexting was not on an AP level
I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
BITCH IT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY AND I'M STARTING ON A FISHBOWL OF LIQUOR WITHOUT YOU
I read that out. Group response is "Katie is hard as fuck."
WITH MOTHERFUCKING MONKEY MITTENS
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