we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
I would like to thank collapsed soviet republics and fathers who didnt show enough attention for tonight's festivities
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
This day sucks. I just wanna play ostrich and bury my head in your boobs.
It was drunk tag. I was Alice in wonderland chasing a ballerina who was chasing Lance Armstrong who had needles in his arms.
There is blood on my sheets, we apparently used 8 towels, everything in my shower is knocked down. Wut?
Mom looked at me, frowned, and said "it makes me sad to see you drink before noon.." So i told her if she doesn't like it she needs to stop waking me up before noon.
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
Well just saw that professor I hooked up with on campus and I look like a dumpster baby
There's a lady rapping at me about making healthy food choices. She lives in a refrigerator. This is not okay with me
Had to claim I'd "gone lesbian" to get my cat back. Thank God I got away from that one.
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