No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
You forgot the part where I played Slip and Slide with my own puke and fucked up my knee.
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
He was so high he started playing Twister on the striped rug. Then when we missed midnight he went on a screaming rampage about his New Year's Eve being meaningless. How do you think it went?
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
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