she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
I've been reduced to Capt. Morgan and Golden Girls reruns. Ugh.
Found a waterbottle filled with a bloody mary in my purse this morning. Blacked-out me is always trying to help hungover me, it's so cute.
doctor said mango vodka does not count as my daily servings of fruit. damn.
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
True friendship: When you can hold your best friend's hair and still eat your Stromboli at the same time.
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
I threw up in the middle of a bar last night and still managed to get laid! Happy thanksgiving!
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
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