Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
Are you kidding me. My sex life has diminshed to having wet dreams about jerking off.
Dude.. I don’t care how hairy she is, you already left me at the bar, and now I have to find another fucking way home... NOW BE A MAN ABOUT IT!
You called information & said "connect me to johnny depp" when they told u it wasn't listed u said " try depp comma johnny he's expecting my call"
I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
Dnt forget 40 tuesday,dress nice! Like job interview nice, like funeral nice, like a couple muhfuckas sittin on their lawn drinkin forties on a tuesday nice!
I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
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