There was a lot of him and a little penis
So you walked 4 miles to get home but stopped by the store first to get a vegetable tray? How drunk were you?
I just made a steamroller out of a christmas ornament. I feel so festive.
He's trying to get everyone in the bathtub for a team meeting about how we're gonna find his car. Which is parked outside. Think we should cut him off?
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Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
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Where are you? We're in between the guy dressed as a giant inflatable penis and the Justin Bieber lookalike lesbians
Does the penis have a genital wart?
I just saw a guy in a hazmat suit riding a tractor.
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
I was playing 'If You Had To Fuck One or Die' with the old composite pictures with a guy in the bathroom line. They were all pretty ugly so I go "You can tell this is a lower tier frat"......turns out the guy was a brother
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
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