Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
Im handcuffed to some kid i hardly know. there are no cops involved
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
The cop told you he couldn't let you pee. You just pulled your pants down and squared anyway and im surprised you didnt get arrested.No more drinking for you.
The people at Perkins seem so judgemental. Big deal if i'm handcuffed to stripper in a star-n-stripes bikini. We still gotta eat.
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