I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
My masturbation fantasy just had a wedding theme. I need new hobbies.
When you put my balls in your mouth i just want to buy you expensive gifts...you know what i mean?
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
I'm suffering a hangover from deep within. I feel like the half of the parts of my body are permanently laced with alcoholic substances
On the bright side, only one more day until we aren't sober anymore.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
Remember how we use to say "this will be the year I'll get my shit together!" And like we stopped doing that because we know that isn't happening anytime soon.
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
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