dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
my love horoscope just told me to "say it in frosting" should i take this literally?? i think yes.
I swear, you have an app for that. "Attention: your boyfriend is pooping. Place call?"
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I hope my sperm were as drunk as I was.
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
Grandma is giving me marriage advice again. On the plus side, she thinks I'm straight now.
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wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
it's the amount of time you spend on preventing me from puking that really cements this friendship
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
I wanna eat mushrooms and cuddle with a million dogs at once. I wanna know what heaven is like
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
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