Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
Tonight i am praying for god to turn my pussy into apple pie because i cant count the number of times bruce chooses food over sex.
Matt just took me to visit my puke stain from 2 weeks ago at the train station...I'm fucking impressive
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
This chick had a microhand. Fucking, like, jerking off a baby carrot would make it look like corn.
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN LOUD AND YOU'RE SHAKING THE GOD DAMN HOUSE. FUCKING STOP.
Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat
I didn't realize how hungover I was until I fell asleep in my math lecture, and woke up I'm my history class. How is got there still remains a mystery...
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