How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
my drivers license is super glued to my shoulder and im to hung over to get it off come and help me
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
I just gate-crahed a party and met a state senator, so I had an interesting afternoon jog.
He's going to wonder why I have burn marks on my asshole
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
Listen, you can either give me drugs or an orgasm. You decide.
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
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