We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
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So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
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Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
When the dude you brought home from the bar on Thanksgiving leaves before you wake up ... #thankful
The Easter sex puns were too abundant
The guy I blew who bought us all the shots last night? I really think he's the TV guy I'm watching give the local weather. Like right now.
Got caught up in a real life love triangle. Both guys wanted me. I'm tempted to just run off with the cute girl from McDonalds instead
Please do that
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