What are you wearing to our high school reunion?
I don't know, What kind of dress says "I feel sorry for you people?"
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
Margaritas are 250 calories. Now measuring all food in margaritas
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you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
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when you come home i just want to let you know we are cats now. and we are out of eggs.
He had the same tone in his voice and look in his eyes that he gets when he says UFOs aren't real.
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
We're pretty sure we got naked at Pride, so running the two blocks to your place in my underwear is a step up the dignity ladder really.
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