Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
Yea I just took my 1st pregnancy test. Turns out I am just fat. Also I haven't been with anyone in 3 months, which is clearly making me crazy.
It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
i made sure not to drool on your bed by putting my hoodie on backwards and swaddling my face in the hood
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
He fell backwards into a full bathtub but didn't spill a single drop of the beer in his hand. What a pro.
He was chasing Ciroc shots with sips of Captain Morgan... he didn't make it to midnight
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
I just got woken up by that guy wearing a Krispy Kreme hat giving out donuts
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
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