Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
we went back to her place to bone only to find her boyfriend having sex.. with MY girlfriend
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
The vibrator you gave me is probably the one thing I will never give up if we got robbed at gunpoint
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
I'm slightly possesive over the gucamole when i'm stoned.
Is that why you left peanut shells in my bed?
my revenge plans when i'm high are never as good as i think they are
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
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