with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
Pick my eyebrow is burning. I'm sitting in the back of dolows vat and listening to jolly music and wilfgang is signing and looking food. Cute kid. Home is where I go now.
what. the. fuck.
Just saw my neighbor passed out in his front yard, leg stretching into the road. Full beer in his hand.
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i'm pleased to announce i can now open a bottle of wine with my shoe if called upon to do so.
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
I'm going out with a guy whose nickname is Shark Week cause he'll eat anyone. I'm very excited.
You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
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only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
We are literally scheduling phone sex... if that's not long distance af then i don't know what is
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