Where are you?
In a non slutty way
I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
a stripper queefed in my friends mouth last night and it reminded me of you. miss you
the man who designed bathrooms to have toilets within easy puking distance from the shower is my hero
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
So i learned you can't hair-of-a-dog jaeger hangovers.
Just found the cutest bag of coke under my bed. I'm going to get fucked up and bleach the cat vomit out of my sheets.
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
I'm pretty sure there a million tiny ninjas in my uterus poking me with sticks.
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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