We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
There's trophy wives that arent even in the 5th grade yet
I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
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The thing is you're all "holy crap this isn't nearly as bad as I thought pissing on my own face would be."
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
We left your bucket of puke on your doorstep to clean out yourself. You're welcome.
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
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I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
The amount of effort it's taking me to not shit my pants this morning is probably a sign to slow down the drinking
Didn't know where your dishes went. Put em in the bathtub. They're stacked taller than you. It's like modern art.
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
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