I just sneezed everywhere.....everywhere. Now no one will talk to me.
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
went from writing my paper to watching obamas speech to crushing beers and singing springsteen in a crowd of 100 within 20 minutes. I love this country
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I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
This girl came outta nowhere yelling HOLD MY DICKKKKKK!
I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
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You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
He fingered me in a Waffle House bathroom and then stole a traffic cone. Is this love that I'm feeling?
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
I found my parents stash of sex toys. You know my green one? My mom has it...in purple. I HAVE THE SAME VIBRATOR AS MY MOTHER
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