Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
I'm pretty sure I just woke up to one of the airport janitors saying that she wanted to tie me up and do something.. I couldn't hear what, thank god
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He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old.
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
That's the saddest description of touching yourself I've heard since someone said "I was just lazily rubbing my clitoris while eating Cheetos alone"
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
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His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
I think he's like 40 and maybe a little sociopathetic and i have never been so turned on
Another text to add to the intervention pile, i see
ok give me a pep talk, I want a hotdog but I'm too stoned to go make it
He just showed up in boxer briefs and loafers with only his phone and condoms
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
dude the dog literally grabbed the condom out of the trash can and threw it in the air i'm screaming
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