TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
My liver appreciates your vow of avoiding matrimony
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
I wear drunk well.
Highlight your past hook-ups. You've been stabbed, shot at, run over, and chased down the road...no you can't bring new bar bitch over here!
Dude she has a friend!!!!
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