Define "chronic" masturbator.
if you don't start talking to me i'm gonna tell your gf that you said she tastes bad
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
This morning on my way to work I saw a guy ride his bike straight into a woman and her dog while trying to light a bowl. Thought of you.
If you get that boat I will recruit some boat hoes for you and tape a video and sync it to I'm On A Boat. This is happening.
Drunk text the hot guy two doors down confessing my love for him.... He gave me a thank you card today.
Fuuuuuck dude, he’s got #Excel in his Facebook bio; I’m screaming
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
Swans
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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