so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
I feel bad for the person that has to clean the dishes that I peed on last night.
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.
Has my life seriously led me to day drinking on a Monday the third week of the semester?
It's after 5, it's not day drinking.
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
Just followed a blind kid around for 20 minutes to see how awesome his guide dog was. And he was pretty fucking awesome
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
Always a gay best friend, never a bridesmaid
When the dude you brought home from the bar on Thanksgiving leaves before you wake up ... #thankful
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
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