i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
Listening to Whitney Houston sing the National Anthem while I shit before going out tonight. America.
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
Putting all my energy Into finding a polite way to ask my mailman to fuck me in his car.
What wine did you feed Jack? Might not want to waste the good stuff on kitties. Kitties only get box wine.
It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
I climbed out of the shower to him sitting on the floor trimming his pubes with nail clippers, we both just started laughing at how drunk we were
I gargles a mimosa for breakfast. It's gonna be a killer Monday.
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
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