sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
Come over and play the Jeter 3000 drinking game. You drink if the commentators say "captain" or "3000". I'll drink if they say "overrated" or "past his prime".
You know you need to take better care of yourself when shaving reminds you of sheep shearing...
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
I will consider today a failure if my nipple isn't bitten at least 😂
Oh is THAT how we're gonna play mini golf
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
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