The next morning she woke up and asked who I was and where she was.
That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
Do u think I can claim pregnancy as an accident so my insurance covers it?
My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
Guy Accidentally Starts A Group Chat With All The Girls He’s Talking To And Gets Absolutely Roasted
he got his own cum in his own eye. TWICE. how do you make that mistake again?
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
By the way, we're gonna have to get a new rug for the livingroom i kinda started ours on fire...
The Internet Is Obsessed With This Stripper Who Dropped It Low Just To Eat A Slice Of Pizza
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
Saw a girl outside my apartment shotgun a bud light, then a red bull, get in her Tahoe, and drive 4 people away. Gotta love thirsty Thursday.
He also deemed that the fact that I couldn't log into Netflix was not an emergency. He's wrong.
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
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