So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
I smell stomach acid.
These People Made Expensive Mistakes That They’ll Regret Forever
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
that was you who tried to jump in front of my car in the monkey suit wasnt it
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
Hate you missed the after party, I was covered in dish soap gliding bare assed down a slip n slide at 6:30 this morning
You know its going to be a good day when you have to brush your teeth out of a cup in your room using the vodka and water mixture in your fridge because you're locked out of your restroom
Things The Opposite Sex Just Doesn’t Understand
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
My lash glue is stronger than my sense of self respect