Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
life lesson# 3: saying thank you on a subway really means "im not a native new yorker, so please feel free to touch my ass"
hmm. interesting. explain how you came across this knowledge.
i sneezed. he said bless you. i said thank you. he groped. i again said thank you.
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
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No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
well seeing as i got a call at 5 am from the hotel manager telling me my cousin was passed out on the lobby floor...not good
I just want you to know that i just realized your the only friend i dont feel fat around.
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we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
She had YOLO tattooed on her ass. Like, one cheek said YO, the other said LO. Even I can't handle that level of hot mess.
He's so drunk he thinks he's the ultimate warrior. Told cops he was from parts unknown. Never broke character
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it