that thing about your dad's boner was meant to be a compliment
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
Cops came. Forced us to take the "Honk and We'll Drink" and the "Free Shots to Father's of Freshman Daughters" signs down. Before we did, someone honked and the cop said, "Aren't you gonna drink?" They then told us to move the party inside by ten.
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
The highlight of your blackout was when you drunk showered with the garden hose and emailed your boss your vacation requests for the next year.
Called my ex last night, told her I wanted to bang like we use too, her fiance was in the car, I was on speaker phone. NO MORE TEQUILA!
Did she say Ok?
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
Howd last night go?
well he stumbled in my parents door drunk and then asked my mom if she was my grandma. Id say as far as first impressions go, he failed miserably
I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.
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