Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
Every time we go downtown I ask myself why we live in Des Moines
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
She is sleeping in a dress because she's too drunk to put "real clothes" on
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There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
I'm wearing a cape at the laundromat. I really can't say shit
And I just want you to know I got myself into this mess. I gotta get myself out. Plus, don't you only need one kidney?
Ew. He is mine. We all know that if he has a mid-life crisis and decides to sleep with a student, I AM THAT STUDENT. She's not friends with him on FB. Reassuring.
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How do I cancel buying spotify premium for two homeless people?
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
I just want cinnabon and vodka.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
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