I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
FYI-Owning a kitty significantly lowers your chances of ever seeing mine...
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Why do bread and butter chips remind me of eating out your mom?
Yeah! I got cockblocked by the blizzard last night. Lost girl on way to my apartment. Not a joke
you grabbed the waitors dick and yelled '2nd base' and then he gave you his number. I hate your life.
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
found out that hot proper business chick in my class A) did a bar crawl last 2 night and still showed up to class and B) is 19 and C) so not as proper as I thought D) is single. How the fuck does that work? Freaking superwoman.
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When cunnilingus is one of the first 25 words you say to someone there's a problem
#reasonsyoushouldnthaveatinder
We started a fund for a baby in a wine glass, I think we're pretty responsible.
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
My mom found your leather pants in our guest room. She doesn't want to know why they are there, she just wants to know if you want them washed.
I’m 95% positive I adopted a bunny last night.
You had cocktails, didn’t you?
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
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