Got a toothbrush?
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
Some guy just watched me feed 30 dimes and 3 quarters for bread and cheese at the self checkout at walmart. I no longer comprehend shame...
Pretty sure I left lotion and my bra in your car. I've secured your fathers belief that your straight. You can thank me later
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
Gong!
YOU'RE MARRIED NOW YOU CAN'T KEEP GONGING ME WHEN YOU GET LAID IT DOESN'T COUNT
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
I feel like there should be a database and you screen your boyfriend's scrotum and all the fucked up shit they've done goes on file.
Is it frowned upon to bring a flask to the er?
There are no female cereal mascots. I just realized that in my drunken state... So sexist...
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
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