So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
Kanye's agent is the only person whose job sucks worse than mine.
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
I got vodka in my stocking. Having an alcoholic mom has paid off.
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
Remember the girl passed out in front of my fireplace?
It's Friday afternoon and I'm drunk. This is how I cope.
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
Being responsible doesn't make memories.
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
He's got the good dick trifecta - flip phone, works outside, bed with no headboard.
Randomize
