it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
I just saw a hot homeless man
so last night my mother drunkenly told me that maybe the reason why I want to be a vet was because I was conceived doggy style.
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
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she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
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I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
The selfie stick gets 5 stars bc it really added a fun element to my sex tape
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
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