Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
the ex, the guy i cheated on the ex with and the rebound are about to form a beer pong team at my party. is it bad i feel accomplished my pussy brought their union together?
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
Every time she shows up on my newsfeed, I get the taste of tequila in my mouth.
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
I know everyone screamed lady cop instead of cops. I wanted to apologize to her for our chauvinism
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
When I picked you up, you were drinking Maker's Mark out of the bottle with a crazy straw.
One does not fall in love, one falls flat on the their face after leaving a bar
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
I'm pretty sure I smell like alcoholism and shame. And it's not a pretty scent.
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