wow, farting in latex pants is really awkward.
If I say "It's good enough" and I'm not talking about a sandwhich, that's your queue to stop me, you're supposed to be my friend.
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
I vaguely remember you trying to make me a casserole with marshmallows and a can of beer.
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
I don't care if I just threw up. You kiss me now. This is marriage.
Can vaginas get frostbite?
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
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