No, we ended up finding him drunk at a bus stop downtown sitting on the bench asking people for chocolates and amazing stories to "rid his mind of his whore of a girlfriend"
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
If you're still awake, how rude would it be if I masturbated in her new apartment on moving day? If you're asleep, then ask me how it was.
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
I don't really want to explain to you right now but i just ate laundry detergent
I felt kinda bad after screaming 'ITS MY BIRTHDAY TOO' while he was having a seizure in the front of the party bus.
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
I've come to the conclusion all of your awkward and complicated male encounters could easily be intercepted by a man town Yankee candle and a vibrator. Sleep on that tell me your thoughts in the morning. Sweet dreams.
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
Omg last night I was giving shots out like I was the Willy Wonka of the alcohol world.
I knew you were cut off when you tried to order a "Phil Collins"
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
I'm getting drunk off Malibu and watching Drag Race and it's only 2 in the afternoon. I'm the poster child for sad gay men.
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