You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
Some guy on the train just glared at me. So I'm drinking tequilla out of a dixie cup. Go fuck yourself.
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
You know the party was great when the birthday girl gets arrested
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
Dnt forget 40 tuesday,dress nice! Like job interview nice, like funeral nice, like a couple muhfuckas sittin on their lawn drinkin forties on a tuesday nice!
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
Yeahhh, everybody is so helpful when a pretty girl is crying hysterically and has only one shoe and a six pack.
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
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