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So when we opened his headboard we found a bottle of crisco sitting on top of his porn magazines.
I guess we all know what he was cookin.
he was chasing shots of soco with fistfuls of my birthday cake
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
I used a physics textbook to prop her up so she wouldn't choke on her vomit...see I have learned something from statics class.
come in to starbucks and ill make you a 4loko latte before theyre banned
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
It's a sad day when a deadly hurricane headed your way is less depressing than your relationship status.
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
Tomorrow's lesson plan is going to be on hangovers and why drinking during the week is never a good idea. I hope my boss approves.
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