i just turned barefoot contessa into a drinking game. everytime she uses a knife butter or salt i drink.
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
I taped Calvin and Kyles heads together face to face while they were passed out. You should have seen them stumbling around using hungover teamwork trying to find scissors.
the girl next to me at the bar JUST looked down at her vagina and said "im going to get you fed". if i come home alone tonight...i give you permission to cut off my penis
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
Just woke up with an eye that wont open, a half eaten piece of pizza on my chest and a raging boner.
At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
You were sitting in a chair and you said "I just feel like a little fishy, floooooating through the ocean, so pretty"
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
my roommates are pretty pissed at me. they sent me out for ice and i came back with a kitten.
She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.
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