...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
I've decided to be proactive and make a sex playlist on my phone to avoid any awkward moments in my upcoming slutty summer
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
Just used my eyelash curler to open a bottle of cider...
Again. I'm very sorry I tried to poke your eye out. You've been aware of my inability to aim since day one.
If you think hives from an allergic reaction to lube is funny, remind me to tell you the story about how I got a black eye from masturbating.
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
Text me if something catches fire and I will put pants on
Its okay. I just know how you can text with your hands cuffed behind you back, so I had no idea what "oh shit" meant.
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
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