In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
I have discovered something important. The trick to making food taste better is not always 'more hot sauce'.
I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
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Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
She said "don't make this weird" and then proceeded to sniff me.
We're lucky we aren't prostitutes by now. Whats the etiquette for returning a pair of heels with blood on them?
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
What's the standard Christmas present for six months of booty calls?
Mobile recharge?
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I woke up hugging a box of cheerios that had "wonder woman" written in sharpie on it. So much for a sober night.
Like I'm literally drinking whiskey and making a stocking for my cat right now. What. Goes. On.
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
Facebook just reminded me of the time I found two IHop cheese sticks in my hand bag. Those were the days.
I was about to break it off with him because I realised he only wanted me for sex, until I realised that I only wanted HIM for sex. Win/win
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
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