No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
I puked in the cab and in my hair and he didnt even know
Wtf. Who made this Big Mac, Helen Keller?
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
You left a trail of sequins from your dress incase we got lost
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
I think you would be disgusted with me if you knew how many times I had imaginary sex with you today
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
Fuck you bitch. You're married. You got a live-in dick at home for your needs. I still gotta surf this shitty town's bars for cock
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