Can i not drive my cunt home
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
the day after is always just damage control
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
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She told me she eats fruit when she's hungover because it has more water than water.
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
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I hate how much more visible my vomit is on snow, I need a winter vomit bush
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He told me he loved me and then peed his own bed. So at least it was a memorable one night stand.
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
Not bad. Ran into Carlo. He shared a story about a sailor who got gonorrhea in his eye. It made me feel better about myself.
I'm going to tell you something and I want no judgement because it's america day and I'm wearing an American flag bathing suit but...I woke up in a yard.
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