i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
Most awkward car ride ever. Kid in the front seat was bawling, 2 in the backseat were ready to fight, and I was giving the last kid a handie. This needs to stop happening to us.
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Well I went on a freakin rampage and destroyed a fan and claimed that it wasn't doing its fan duties... Then I knocked on everybody's doors in the hall and asked if they were content with their fan's performance and if not I would take care of it...
well, I was going to forgive her anyway but not because shes my best friend and moreso because shes my drug dealer
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
Nothing brings compassion from a group of cafe workers like walking in and asking if they have a 'hangover special'
YOU LEFT MY FUCKING BRA OUTSIDE OF YOUR HOUSE AND NEVER TEXTED ME.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm only coming over if you have cocaine or a snickers bar
But if you do poop yourself let me know. I want that as a tagline. "So funny she'll make you shit yourself."
Uess honpr I rememebrt hEzS cuter
You'll have to translate that into sober in the morning.
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
You just kept yelling GET YOUR SKATES ON, BITCHES. WE'RE GOING STREAKING.
i asked your drunk ass where the fuck you were going and you screamed “WENDY’S BITCH”.
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