yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
Just had a handjob preempted by a huge bolt of static electricity leaping from her fingertip to my sack. I hate this time of year.
we're almost there. Shes pounding on the car window telling the nurse whos on a smoke break to fuck off.
Oh no I would never do that to her. But when you're single again let me know. Cheating penis is definitely better than single penis. But she has claws.
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
Lost my virginity dressed as catwoman. He was dressed as batman. Glad I waited.
Your fuck buddy is making you watch the OC. I think that counts as strings attached.
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
Why did you have to tell me he has a hammer cock? Now I can’t stop staring at his pants.
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
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