i told her that she could bring as many friends as she wanted and then she asked how many people i could fit in my bed...BEST. DAY. EVERRRR.
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
Woke up in a closet. I'm not drinking till summer.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
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Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
Just realized i left my bra at his house. WHY do i suck at one night stands?!
There is not enough whiskey in the world to get me through what happened on Pretty Little Liars tonight.
First world problems.
Pretty sure the guy I hooked up with Saturday gave me a buy one get one free coupon for chipotle. Who said nice guys don't exist?
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It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
I spent last night dying strippers pubes green and landscaping shamrocks. That is why hands look like I squashed a leprechaun.
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
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