Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
... Already stepped in vomit and got a dirty look from a fat in a neck brace
my hip hurts so fuckin bad. and I just found a half eaten burrito in my nightstand drawer.
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
Sorry, I am not your wing girl tonight,. in my pjs, eating cereal from the box. Hell I only shaved the inside of my legs just so they wouldn't itch. Not happening.
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
Your uterus is safe from my father's misconstrued prophecies.
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
I'm a terrible person when I drink. I went from fine to not making any sense and yelling about cheese in like 30 seconds.
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
So. My mom went grocery shopping for me while I was at work & brought the food here. Cool bc my dildo was laying on the counter. Forgot I left it out. I am sure she saw. Im mortified.
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