Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
Do you remember getting into a Delorean last night?
Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
at a bar with my ex girlfriend.. both men AND WOMEN are hitting on her.. and not one has even looked at me
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
Yikes. I usually have a 24-hour waiting period between sex partners. You know, like for a handgun.
found out that hot proper business chick in my class A) did a bar crawl last 2 night and still showed up to class and B) is 19 and C) so not as proper as I thought D) is single. How the fuck does that work? Freaking superwoman.
Dear god how many nuts did u bust in me my vagina feels like a bowl of jello.
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
Nothing wrong with a little cat scratch fever. You have toys?
A few, plus a dildo molded from a porn star that I've always been too intimidated of to actually use, but it's the apocalypse, and momma didn't raise no quitter.
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