After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
Thinking about bringing a vibrator to the tanning bed...kill two birds with one stone right?
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The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
Just had a stripper snatch my glasses off my face with her ass
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
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Almost ran over girl selling candy bars for charity. Pretty much obligated to buy at that point.
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
It's not a hangover, it's "slept on a couch with another person and said person moves a lot and is loud"
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
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